MEANINGLESS FILLER!!!

Ok, anyone man enough to read this entire post gets a cookie! This is as previously stated just meaningless filler because I'm not sure when I'll be updating again hopefully before the end of the weekend but if not you have this to look read! It's edited for time but other than that it's a great read. ENJOY!


NathantehRoXOR [10:02 PM]: hey!
benzic2 [10:02 PM]: Yo.
benzic2 [10:02 PM]: What is the up?
NathantehRoXOR [10:02 PM]: nothin' much
benzic2 [10:02 PM]: Awesome.
NathantehRoXOR [10:03 PM]: I was hopin' Angelo would be online because I want him to join the blog
benzic2 [10:03 PM]: Ah.
NathantehRoXOR [10:03 PM]: what's happenin' with you
benzic2 [10:04 PM]: Nuthin' much.
benzic2 [10:04 PM]: Talkin' to whoever happens to some online.
NathantehRoXOR [10:04 PM]: I see.
NathantehRoXOR [10:05 PM]: man dude this has been like a spring break for me
benzic2 [10:05 PM]: Yeah, shit.
NathantehRoXOR [10:05 PM]: except for I kinda felt like crap
benzic2 [10:05 PM]: Four plus four plus two.
benzic2 [10:05 PM]: Oh, how come?
NathantehRoXOR [10:05 PM]: I dunno, bad flu
benzic2 [10:05 PM]: Ah.
benzic2 [10:06 PM]: Feelin' any better yet?
NathantehRoXOR [10:06 PM]: yeah I probably could've ventured into to South today, but I figured why not go for the whole sha-bang
benzic2 [10:06 PM]: Heh. Nice.
benzic2 [10:07 PM]: That's be awesome.
NathantehRoXOR [10:07 PM]: yes, yes it's does
NathantehRoXOR [10:07 PM]: you coming to the mall tomorrow?
benzic2 [10:07 PM]: Yeah.
NathantehRoXOR [10:07 PM]: awesome
NathantehRoXOR [10:07 PM]: Norbit bitches!
benzic2 [10:07 PM]: I can't believe I am going to see that movie.
NathantehRoXOR [10:08 PM]: that movie shall be awesome
benzic2 [10:08 PM]: Why, Eddie Murphy, why?
benzic2 [10:08 PM]: You make it so difficult for me to love you.
benzic2 [10:08 PM]: I try.
benzic2 [10:08 PM]: I try.
NathantehRoXOR [10:09 PM]: dude that movie looks funny it's going to be so terrible
NathantehRoXOR [10:11 PM]: see, you have to be able to truly accept how terrible a movie like this is and than you begin to fully appreciate a movie like Norbit
benzic2 [10:11 PM]: Hahahah.
NathantehRoXOR [10:12 PM]: I speak truth my fellow quad-podian
benzic2 [10:12 PM]: You do indeed.
benzic2 [10:12 PM]: But I'm still not sure I'll be able to resist the urge to gouge my own eyes out with a straw.
NathantehRoXOR [10:12 PM]: hahaha
NathantehRoXOR [10:13 PM]: have you seen my new background on my myspace profile?NathantehRoXOR [10:13 PM]: it is AWESOME!
benzic2 [10:13 PM]: No, Victor told me.
benzic2 [10:13 PM]: I'm gonna look RIGHT NOW.
NathantehRoXOR [10:13 PM]: I LOVE IT SOO MUCH
NathantehRoXOR [10:13 PM]: CAAAPPPPSS LOOOCCCKKKK!!!!
benzic2 [10:14 PM]: Holy shit. Kit Kat - Tic Tac.
benzic2 [10:14 PM]: Weird.
NathantehRoXOR [10:14 PM]: YES I KNOW!
benzic2 [10:14 PM]: THat is quite possibly the greatest myspace background ever.
NathantehRoXOR [10:14 PM]: thats crazy is it not
NathantehRoXOR [10:14 PM]: I know
NathantehRoXOR [10:14 PM]: I love me some large breasted power girl
benzic2 [10:14 PM]: Heck yes.
NathantehRoXOR [10:15 PM]: I'm an inch and half taller than jean grey!
benzic2 [10:15 PM]: Hahahah cool.
NathantehRoXOR [10:16 PM]: In the Marvel 1602 miniseries, Jean Grey poses as "John Grey" and is a member of the "witchbreed" led by Carlos Javier (the Charles Xavier of the 1602 universe). Carlos Javier thats fucking priceless
benzic2 [10:16 PM]: And I'm like, a foot and a half taller than you.
NathantehRoXOR [10:16 PM]: YUP!
benzic2 [10:16 PM]: Carlos Javier.
benzic2 [10:16 PM]: Hahahah.
benzic2 [10:16 PM]: I read one of those.
NathantehRoXOR [10:16 PM]: HAHAHa
benzic2 [10:16 PM]: It was weird.
NathantehRoXOR [10:16 PM]: really what's it about?
NathantehRoXOR [10:16 PM]: I know literally nothing about the 1602 universe
benzic2 [10:17 PM]: Marvel... in 1602.
benzic2 [10:17 PM]: There's all the New WOrld shit, and they hate the mutants and such, referring to them as "witchbreed."
NathantehRoXOR [10:17 PM]: really I thought that it was just the number for the universe!!benzic2 [10:17 PM]: Hahahah.
NathantehRoXOR [10:17 PM]: thats DUUUMMMBBB!
benzic2 [10:18 PM]: It wasn't amazing, no.
benzic2 [10:18 PM]: It was all right, it wan't terrible, but it wasn't amazing, either.
NathantehRoXOR [10:18 PM]: that's to bad I normally really like Neil Gaiman
benzic2 [10:18 PM]: Neil Gaiman wrote that?
NathantehRoXOR [10:19 PM]: did you read the sandman thing I gave you?
NathantehRoXOR [10:19 PM]: yeah
benzic2 [10:19 PM]: Yeah, and I got the second one from the library and read that one too.
NathantehRoXOR [10:19 PM]: cool
benzic2 [10:19 PM]: I'm waiting fro that fuckbag to return the third one.
NathantehRoXOR [10:19 PM]: love me some Morpheus
benzic2 [10:19 PM]: Yeeeeeeup.
benzic2 [10:19 PM]: That fat collector guy was weird.
NathantehRoXOR [10:20 PM]: yeeeaahhh
[10:25 PM]: And, after I got my hair cut and when I got the braids, my shadow just looked fuckin' weird.
NathantehRoXOR [10:25 PM]: hahaha I don't pay attention to my shadow
NathantehRoXOR [10:25 PM]: he's a punk
benzic2 [10:25 PM]: Hahahah.
NathantehRoXOR [10:26 PM]: he owe me five dolla
benzic2 [10:26 PM]: Hahahah.
NathantehRoXOR [10:26 PM]: my shadow be comin' round, I be like "What you need shadow?" He be like "I need bout tree fitty!"
benzic2 [10:26 PM]: "I gave him a dollar."
NathantehRoXOR [10:27 PM]: Now God damnit he just gona keep comin back now woman!benzic2 [10:27 PM]: Hahahah.
NathantehRoXOR [10:28 PM]: I saw "waiting..." today
benzic2 [10:28 PM]: Ya like it?
benzic2 [10:28 PM]: Apparently it's funny.
NathantehRoXOR [10:28 PM]: I thought it was damn funny
benzic2 [10:28 PM]: Awesome.
NathantehRoXOR [10:29 PM]: but then again you know what kind of sense of humor I have
NathantehRoXOR [10:29 PM]: if it involves genitals of any kind I'm in!
benzic2 [10:29 PM]: Hell yes!
benzic2 [10:29 PM]: DUDE.
benzic2 [10:29 PM]: DId you see my President's Day blog?
NathantehRoXOR [10:30 PM]: I didn't have time to watch the video but I shall right now
benzic2 [10:30 PM]: Hahahah it's hilarious.
benzic2 [10:33 PM]: "That monk beating that guy to death with a rock is totally James Bond."NathantehRoXOR [10:34 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAA
NathantehRoXOR [10:34 PM]: THAT WAS SO BADASS
NathantehRoXOR [10:35 PM]: shit that was funny as hell
NathantehRoXOR [10:35 PM]: "He'll save the children, but not the British children."
benzic2 [10:35 PM]: Hahahah I know!
benzic2 [10:35 PM]: He reads the newspaper while that kid gets eaten by that lion.
NathantehRoXOR [10:36 PM]: "Ate, opponents brains, and invented cocaine
benzic2 [10:36 PM]: "I heard one time he stuck an opponent's wife's hand... in a jar of acid... at a party.
"NathantehRoXOR [10:36 PM]: hahahaha
benzic2 [10:36 PM]: Dude.
benzic2 [10:36 PM]: Have you seen the Sloths video?
NathantehRoXOR [10:37 PM]: those guys should win an award for BEST EVERYTHING!NathantehRoXOR [10:37 PM]: "I heard, that motherfucker, had like, thirty god damn dicks!"
benzic2 [10:37 PM]: Hahahah.
NathantehRoXOR [10:38 PM]: I love that shit
benzic2 [10:38 PM]: Dude, go on YouTUbe and search for "snl sloths," and watch it.
NathantehRoXOR [10:38 PM]: okay, I love that nobody saw the link for the lego porn
benzic2 [10:38 PM]: I know.
NathantehRoXOR [10:39 PM]: they're all like, "Um..those aren't legos..."
benzic2 [10:39 PM]: Yeah, I was like, "...What?"
benzic2 [10:39 PM]: And then I realized that she didn't hit the link.
benzic2 [10:39 PM]: But I was like, "How were those not Legos?"
benzic2 [10:39 PM]: You've seen the Lego porn, right?
NathantehRoXOR [10:39 PM]: yeah...
benzic2 [10:40 PM]: It makes me laugh.
NathantehRoXOR [10:40 PM]: haha
benzic2 [10:54 PM]: So, you play bass now.
benzic2 [10:54 PM]: I decided.
NathantehRoXOR [10:54 PM]: no thats matt
NathantehRoXOR [10:55 PM]: I play with my dick and thats all
NathantehRoXOR [10:55 PM]: ;-)
benzic2 [10:55 PM]: Hahahah all right then.
NathantehRoXOR [10:55 PM]: thats the sexual innuendo wink!
NathantehRoXOR [10:55 PM]: ;-)
benzic2 [10:55 PM]: Hahahah.
NathantehRoXOR [10:55 PM]: lookat 'em they blink in unison
NathantehRoXOR [10:56 PM]: ;-)
benzic2 [10:56 PM]: Hahah.
NathantehRoXOR [10:56 PM]: no but if I play instrument I'm not playin bass
NathantehRoXOR [10:56 PM]: it's just known fact that bass players get the leats poon
benzic2 [10:57 PM]: What?
NathantehRoXOR [10:57 PM]: least*
benzic2 [10:57 PM]: Ah.
NathantehRoXOR [10:57 PM]: you couldn't have deduced that?
benzic2 [10:57 PM]: For a minute I thought it was a misplaced space, and something about a spoon.
NathantehRoXOR [10:58 PM]: HAHahahaha
benzic2 [10:58 PM]: Hahahah.
benzic2 [10:58 PM]: And for a second I was like, "1337 spoon?"
NathantehRoXOR [10:58 PM]: ok then
benzic2 [10:59 PM]: Yup.
benzic2 [10:59 PM]: I'm smart.
NathantehRoXOR [10:59 PM]: haha
NathantehRoXOR [11:01 PM]: dude, johnny cash is such a badass
benzic2 [11:01 PM]: Indeed he is.
NathantehRoXOR [11:02 PM]: I haven't listened to any of his music for a while
NathantehRoXOR [11:02 PM]: but I had itunes on shuffle and "A boy named sue" started playing I was like, I forgot what a badass Johnny was.
benzic2 [11:03 PM]: Hahahah cool.
NathantehRoXOR [11:04 PM]: he shot a man in reno just to watch him die y'know
benzic2 [11:04 PM]: Hell yes he did.
NathantehRoXOR [11:18 PM]: get this there's a band named, hurd...it rhymes with turd! HAHAHAHA
NathantehRoXOR [11:18 PM]: AHAHAHAHAHA
NathantehRoXOR [11:18 PM]: HAHAHAHAHA
benzic2 [11:18 PM]: !!!
benzic2 [11:18 PM]: Hahahahahahahah!!!
benzic2 [11:18 PM]: That is the awesomest.
NathantehRoXOR [11:18 PM]: HAHAHA
NathantehRoXOR [11:18 PM]: it is
benzic2 [11:19 PM]: Yertle the Turd.
NathantehRoXOR [11:19 PM]: hahahahahahaha
benzic2 [11:20 PM]: My right nostril has been frictioned raw by breathing.
NathantehRoXOR [11:21 PM]: seriously?
benzic2 [11:22 PM]: Well, I mean, it's not like, BLEEDING.
benzic2 [11:22 PM]: But ya know that feeling after you've been breathing through only one nostril for a while, and it starts to hurt?
NathantehRoXOR [11:22 PM]: thats still wierd
NathantehRoXOR [11:22 PM]: yeah
benzic2 [11:23 PM]: I hate that.
NathantehRoXOR [11:23 PM]: dude I thought I was gonna go apeshit while I was getting my hair cutbenzic2 [11:23 PM]: Hahahah.
NathantehRoXOR [11:23 PM]: it took her like an hour to cut my hair right
benzic2 [11:23 PM]: Wow.
NathantehRoXOR [11:24 PM]: well like twenty minutes in I start feeling this little trickle of snot running down the side of my nostril
NathantehRoXOR [11:24 PM]: you know that feeling?
benzic2 [11:24 PM]: Hahahahahahahah.
NathantehRoXOR [11:24 PM]: imagine that FOR LIKE FORTY MINUTES!!!
benzic2 [11:25 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
NathantehRoXOR [11:25 PM]: IT WAS INSANE!!
benzic2 [11:25 PM]: My brain would explode.
NathantehRoXOR [11:25 PM]: I kept tryin to like snort back in with it being like blantantly rude
NathantehRoXOR [11:25 PM]: but it would budge
NathantehRoXOR [11:26 PM]: so I sat there goin out of my mind
benzic2 [11:26 PM]: Hahahahahah.
NathantehRoXOR [11:26 PM]: man I hate that feeling
Colon blow is a product from the film Van Wilder
NathantehRoXOR [11:32 PM]: Van Wilder sucked utter ass
benzic2 [11:32 PM]: Hahahahahahahah.
benzic2 [11:33 PM]: Did you ever see Little Nicky?
NathantehRoXOR [11:33 PM]: they made a spin off of Van Wilder not even starring...Van Wilder
benzic2 [11:33 PM]: I KNOW.
NathantehRoXOR [11:33 PM]: and yeah I've seen little Nicky
benzic2 [11:33 PM]: Was it any good?
NathantehRoXOR [11:34 PM]: this is coming from the fifth grade Nathan, when Adam Sandler could do no worng, but I remember it being pretty funny.
NathantehRoXOR [11:34 PM]: wrong*
benzic2 [11:34 PM]: Ah.
benzic2 [11:34 PM]: Cool.
NathantehRoXOR [11:34 PM]: but it's like funny in a Norbit sense
benzic2 [11:35 PM]: Grrrr...
NathantehRoXOR [11:35 PM]: it's a really terrible, movie that knows its a terrible movie and plays off that notion
benzic2 [11:35 PM]: Yeah.
benzic2 [11:55 PM]: The throwing up thing is sad, not really the boyfriend thing.
benzic2 [11:56 PM]: I don't really care what happens to her with dudes, excluding something REALLY terrible.NathantehRoXOR
[11:56 PM]: I don't know if there's any truth to that
benzic2 [11:56 PM]: Like being raped with an electric mixer.
NathantehRoXOR [11:56 PM]: HAHA
NathantehRoXOR [11:56 PM]: I just imagine an electric mixer trying to seduce a dude
NathantehRoXOR [11:56 PM]: or a chick
benzic2 [11:56 PM]: Hahahahahahahah!
benzic2 [11:57 PM]: Like, "Hey. I got some uh, some pretty big uh, spinny things down there, if uh, if ya wanna see 'em."
NathantehRoXOR [11:58 PM]: "Oh, uh, well, like wanna go back to my place..."
benzic2 [11:58 PM]: "I gotta go home and uh, plug myself in. Maybe ya wanna come back with me?"
NathantehRoXOR [11:59 PM]: "Sorry I only date big boys if you're not battery operated don't bother waiting around when I leave!"
NathantehRoXOR [12:00 AM]: "If you reach in this cookie jar you better be pacin' four double A's!"
NathantehRoXOR [12:00 AM]: packin*
benzic2 [12:00 AM]: "No! No, I just gotta recharge! It'll just take a couple hours!"
NathantehRoXOR [12:01 AM]: "Sorry, I already got myself a grown-man lets go hot-plate."
benzic2 [12:02 AM]: "No! No! I can spin that motherfucker into the ground! Noo, noooooo....oooo...."
benzic2 [12:02 AM]: *batteries die*
NathantehRoXOR [12:02 AM]: HAHAHA
benzic2 [12:02 AM]: :D
NathantehRoXOR [12:02 AM]: that's totally what would happen
NathantehRoXOR [12:02 AM]: ;-)benzic2 [12:03 AM]: Hahahah.NathantehRoXOR [12:03 AM]: I gotta be up bright and early tomorrow so I'll seeya later.
benzic2 [12:03 AM]: M'kay.
benzic2 [12:03 AM]: I will see you tomorrow.
NathantehRoXOR [12:04 AM]: bye
benzic2 [12:04 AM]: :P
benzic2 [12:04 AM]: Bye bye!!